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They All Suck. The Universe Is More Interesting.

A seven-page Snapulse comic: politicians argue while galaxies, nebulae and star clusters get on with running the universe.

Page 1. A spiral galaxy. Politicians shout "My plan!" and "No, my plan!" The galaxy says: "I've been spinning for billions of years."
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Page 2. Nebula pillars. Politicians shout "It's their fault!" The pillars say: "We're building stars here."
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Page 3. A ring galaxy. Politicians shout "We need more talks!" The ring says: "You're going in circles."
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Page 4. Two colliding galaxies say: "We merge. You fight."
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Page 5. A gravitational lens. A politician says "Trust me!" The lens says: "I bend light. You bend truth."
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Page 6. A star cluster says: "A million of us get along."
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Page 7. A deep field full of galaxies. One galaxy says: "They all suck." Caption: "The universe is more interesting."
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